Midwestern Sweatshirt

 "Ope, I'm just gunna skootch on by ya!"

The epitome of midwest kindness is the "ope" you can hear echoing through the cornfields.  Every midwesterner says this, including the ones that think they don't.  So where you midwestern pride loud and proud with this sweatshirt.

Crewneck: 8 oz., 50% cotton, 50% polyester