Very Anxious Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt | Pretty Girl Rock Throwback Funny Top
Very Anxious Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt | Pretty Girl Rock Throwback Funny Top
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You’ve heard the phrase, but we’re taking it to the next level. This sweatshirt isn’t here to brag about beauty—it’s here to casually announce that you’re very anxious, and, honestly, isn’t that a vibe we can all relate to? 🙃
Made for those days when your social battery is on 1%, but you still want to look like you're trying to be cute. Featuring the iconic "Pretty Girl Rock" (with the “beautiful” part scratched out, obviously, because we know you’re way too humble for that). Underneath, you'll find the brutally honest truth: Very Anxious. Because why lie?
Perfect for:
• Stressing out over what to eat for lunch
• Wondering if you left your oven on (even though you didn’t even use it today)
• Anyone who wants to broadcast their anxiety in the most fashionable way possible Made with cozy, soft fabric to soothe your nerves (a little) while you navigate the complex world of social interactions and existential dread. Wear it proudly, or at least wear it while contemplating your life choices in the mirror. 😅
PRODUCT FEATURES
Ideal for any setting, this unisex fit heavy blend crew neck is pure cozy comfort.
-Available in sizes S to 3XL for a perfect fit! Here at Aly B Goods we believe that size should not influence price. Regardless of the size you're comfortable in, each size is priced the same.
-Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend, this sweatshirt provides peak coziness for those cold months. The crew neckline paired with ribbed knit collars gives it a classic and clean look. In addition, each sweatshirt has double-needle stitching for top-tier durability.
-Each sweatshirt dons a tear-away label for maximun comfort.
-Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank shirt's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact. In addition, all Aly B Goods apparel is designed and printed in the US.
-Fabric Blends: 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Heather Sport colors: 40% Cotton, 60% polyester
[mental health | anxiety | 2000s nostalgia]
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